Saturday, January 18, 2014

Controversy Over Airplane Travel and Pegasi

Lately, Many Pegasi have been picketing outside the White Stable over the recent revelation of the new technology that allows Earth and Unicorn ponies easy air travel. Pegasi are calling the new vehicle "degrading" and "obsolete" to the abilities of any Pegasi's flying prowess.

A recent interview with a local Pegasus with the name of "Ditzy Hooves" describes here opinion on the whole ordeal.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" is the answer we received, and on a personal note I couldn't agree more. Why the fuck does it matter? Just because two races of pony are breaking the rules our lord Celestia intended and are destroying the ethics of living itself doesn't mean the Pegasi need to get all pissy.Who cares anyway? Most of these will probably crash or some stupid shit so why does it matter? Celestia above...

Anyways, this has been Corgi reporting for the first time, signing off.

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